Biden Defeats Trump

After results were announced for Pennsylvania, Joe Biden has secured 273 electoral votes, and thus passes the 270 threshold to win the election.

And the John Nance Gardner Bucket of Warm Spit Award Goes To ….

(And by the way, we are not allowed to criticize (Kamala Harris) for being “ambitious,” because that is against feminism. Not sure if we are allowed to distrust her for being a self-involved empty suit who has never advanced any cause other than her own — but probably not.)