Checkmating Madame First Born

NOT FOR NOTHING NH: Madame First Born asks me to play chess with her. It’s time to figure out what’s for supper and with an immense amount of guilt, my first instinct is to say no. Eek!

When The Towel-Beast Gets Your Goat

NOT FOR NOTHING NH: This is when the rubber band comes close to snapping as I stand chilled and dripping wet on the bath mat yelling like I’m pleading for help from the bottom of a well …

When Big Brown Eyes Trump a ‘Mr. Dreamy’ Massage

NOT FOR NOTHING NH: You don’t want Mr. Dreamy digging around in your teeth, asking you about your list of medications, or elbowing your muscles while you’re squished and splattered out on a massage table.