What Does Your Fly Fisher Want for Christmas?

I love the six hundred dollar barn jackets and the one hundred dollar jeans. I’m sure I would cut a dashing figure on the river, but I don’t think they would help me catch fish. I am sure I would feel alot better about not catching fish if I did wear them.

Words on Holiday

A Conservative back-bencher named Sir Thomas Massey-Massey rose to propose that the name of the holiday be changed to “Christtide.”